I'll Give You 5 Minutes Back Candle

For the boss, coworker, or friend who knows the true power of wrapping things up early—our “I’ll Give You 5 Minutes Back” candle is a tribute to the rare and glorious gift of ending the call before your will to live does.

It’s the perfect desk buddy, burnout buffer, or passive-aggressive present for your favorite overachiever.

✨ A hilarious gift for managers, coworkers, or meeting survivors
✨ Clean-burning, all-natural soy wax – no toxins or additives
✨ Hand-poured in Pennsylvania with efficiency and empathy
✨ Burn time: Approx. 40+ hours of reclaimed time and sanity

Because sometimes the best thing you can give… is five minutes of peace.