You Should Have Moved Closer to Me, But Congrats Anyway Candle

For when your bestie moves away and you’re totally fine about it (but also maybe a little bitter). This candle delivers the perfect mix of passive-aggressive love and low-key emotional damage — because saying “I’ll miss you” is just too basic.

Infused with all-natural soy wax and handcrafted in PA, it’s the ultimate farewell gift that says, “I care... but also, how dare you.”

Bonus points: the label says it all so you don’t have to.

Details:

• All-natural soy wax for a clean, long-lasting burn

• Hand-poured in Pennsylvania

• A unique blend of humor, honesty, and just a touch of guilt

• Ideal for going-away gifts, long-distance friendships, or emotional damage enthusiasts